Having a good laugh via the wayback machine: Go here and click the little play button to ride along:

http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/npa.htm

Nerd P**n Auteur

Edited to say: meant for adult geeks but really quite safe, here’s a quote:
[made for] “Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.”